without the obligatory temple to self. And if there's one thing I am, it's proper. Not in the MC Hammer 'proper' way, mind you. More in the mundane niceties sense. Incidently, I never really expect anyone read this section of the site closely, so it occurs to me that it might be amusing - to myself and at least 1 other person - to pepper the facts with a great many lies in an effort to make myself appear far more interesting than I actually am. Therefore, I will do so with impunity whenever possible. Oddly enough, this mirrors my own personality with curious accuracy.