WHY I WANT NIGHTMAN TO BE MY FATHER

by GraveX

HI MY NAME IS GRAVEX AND I WANT NIGHTMAN TO BE MY FATHER. NIGHTMAN'S REAL NAME IS JOHNNY DOMINO AND HE HAS BLONDE HAIR AND PLAYS A SAXAPHONE. AT NIGHT HE PUTS ON HIS COSTUME AND BECOMES NIGHTMAN. HE CAN FLY AND HAS A LASER AND IS TUNED TO THE FREQUENCY OF EVIL SO HE CAN READ OTHER PEOPLE'S EVIL THOUGHTS. IT IS THESE ABILITIES THAT HAVE CONVINCED ME THAT NIGHTMAN IS THE PERFECT CANDIDATE TO BE MY FATHER. ALSO HE HAS A PLYMOUTH PROWLER.

IF NIGHTMAN WAS MY FATHER WE WOULD GO FLYING AT NIGHT AND I WOULD RIDE ON HIS BACK TO BASKIN ROBBINS AND WE WOULD EAT ICE CREAM TOGETHER. THEN WE WOULD FLY TO A PARK AND HE WOULD PUSH ME ON A SWING HIGHER AND HIGHER BUT NOT TOO HARD BECAUSE HE HAS SUPER STRENGTH AND I WOULD BE WRAPPED AROUND THE POLE. NOBODY WOULD MESS WITH ME AND MY DAD IN THE PARK AT NIGHT BECAUSE HE IS NIGHTMAN AND HAS A LASER AND IS WIDELY FEARED.

MY NEW DAD WOULD DRIVE ME TO SCHOOL IN HIS COOL CAR AND ALL MY FRIENDS WOULD BE JEALOUS THAT NIGHTMAN WAS MY FATHER. NOBODY WOULD PICK ON ME ANYMORE EITHER BECAUSE THEY WOULD KNOW THAT MY FATHER, NIGHTMAN, WOULD PAY THEM A VISIT IN THE NIGHT WITH HIS LASER EYE. THIS WOULD ALSO APPLY TO MY TEACHERS, SO I WOULD MAKE REALLY GOOD GRADES UNLESS THEY WANTED TO SEE MY FATHER GRIMACING OUTSIDE OF THEIR WINDOW WITH MY REPORT CARD IN ONE HAND AND A HALF EMPTY BOTTLE OF SMIRNOFF IN THE OTHER.

WHEN I WAS OLD ENOUGH AND HAD MY DRIVER'S LICENSE I WOULD TAKE MY FATHER'S COOL CAR OUT ON DATES TO IMPRESS THE GIRLS. MAYBE I WOULD EVEN BE ABLE TO WEAR MY FATHER'S NIGHTMAN SUIT ONE DAY, ALTHOUGH I WOULD THOROUGHLY WASH IT OUT BEFORE DOING SO. EVEN THOUGH I WOULD BE WEARING THE SUIT, I COULD NEVER TRULY FILL MY FATHER'S SHOES AS THE ORIGINAL NIGHTMAN. HIS DASHING GOOD LOOKS, LONG BLONDE HAIR AND EXCELLENT SAXAPHONE PLAYING ABILITY WOULD BE A VOID NO ONE COULD FILL, AND SO I WOULD PROBABLY JUST DO GUEST APPEARANCES AT MALLS, WHICH I HEAR IS A VERY LUCRATIVE INDUSTRY.