The #goth website is still young, but we've already built up quite a following! Looky!

hey mao!
your pages are superb! i love them! let's make these stupid übergoths piss off!
-straylight

Stray: You know, you're not half bad for a kraut. I feel kinda bad the time I stuck your x access down to level 10 now. If only your channel topics were so fucking lame...

topic: MAO YOU SNATCH (Leonora the KittenLady , 9:44)

YOUR #GOTH PAGE SUCKS YOU WHORE. FUCKING LOSER FINISH IT ALREADY
OR I WILL FEED YOU TO COCKEATING ROACHES or something ;)
-TeeGee

Tonygirl: you really know how to tug at my heart strings. Of course, the webpage would be completed in a more accelerated fashion if you'd get off your fucking ass and do your part you goddamn whore.

I am glad to see that there's a page for #goth. Now I can finally meet and greet all the smooth chicks that always be sendin' me that Fatal Attraction shit.
Distinctly enough, I'd also like to know if I can get the X-rays from a rectal exam I had this summer posted in the "What You're up Against" category, or you could just make a "What you be smellin' from the next Time Zone"

Can't Sleep....Clown will kill me

Rubyacht

Ruby: I will take your suggestions into consideration Rubyacht. As a sidenote, however, in the future when you wish to send me your "love", please refrain from doing so by snail-mailing your collection (impressive as it is) of butt and nasal hair all coagulated with booger and shaped into butterfly-pasta-like-shapes to me at my work address. Thank you.

Subject: DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE
Dearest Maoria,
Your #goth pages are tres goth, this is utterly disgusting. Your attempt at getting on the web exhibits that you and your cronies are going to initiate your plan for world domination soon...WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BITCH IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!!! You goths are nothing but a bunch of black clad, funny dancing, disease spreading WHORES! Everybody knows that goths are the root of all social evil and THE AGENTS OF SATAN! Me and my ppl of the happyhappyland will stop you from spreading your evil propaganda against lameness once and for all!!!

**"SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING, I MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE FOR THIS"**

uh, uhm please excuse the previous letter. I would also appreciate it if no reciprications were taken against me, as I have just come off a massively high sugar rush. Thank you, bye.
--The paranoid, delusional, chemical-imbalance known as Halogen

Halogen - Will you be my valentine?

From: unknown
Subject: you are all cabbage! don't you know you are the scum of the earth?!

I just wanna thank you guys for everything.
For being there when I needed you.
For...
for kicking me...
and calling me names...
you guys are bastards.
Fuck you guys.
majyck

majyck:For someone who rarely shows up for class, you've got a big fucking mouth. I'm gonna wipe your face with my ass the next time I see you. Prepare.

From: variant
Subject: Your website is degenerate filth and a waste of electrons.

Why do people such as yourselves (who are a waste of oxygen and take upmuch needed space on the overcrowded earth -- space which could be more productively used as land fill, pavement, hot dog vendor locations, gynecology exam beds, proctology museums, and hot topic stores) waste the time of other productive members of society whining and complaining about your pathetic lot in life?
The obvious conclusion that must occur to any reasonable minded member of the human race is that in fact the members of this "goth" movement are simply too feeble of spirit or of mind to fully grasp the concept of self euthanasia. Please take the time to consider this solution as an end to an extended (and completely useless) unwelcome stay on the planet the rest of us enjoy. This gesture would give new hope to the race, demonstrating that even lower lifeforms can grasp the concept of heroism and self sacrifice in pursuit of a greater good.
Please take your duty to yourself and the rest of the race seriously.As the'runts' of this litter, and as a rain on society you owe it toyourselves, and the rest of us, to turn what would have been an unremarkable and utter waste of consciousness into a cause for hope and a reaching out between our two cultures.
It is with great optimism that I await your one small step -- an even smaller step for humankind.

With respect and humanity,

variant

variant: You are quite possibly the most incompetant, idiotic, sub-primal chunk of mattress-tick to ever place ascii in #goth. I am sure this is not news to you. I also know you're just saying all those nasty things cuz you want my body and it's burning you up inside. It's so obvious, the way you try to play "hard to get", well, I know your game mister. You're a mere amateur! I'm not going to wait around silly boy. Come to me tonight we'll settle this like water-buffalo.

From: dogranch
Subject: wherez the nakid goth chix at?

so, like, where are the nakid goth chix at??
fuck, like, this is fucking lame. Ok, so, I sent you the one pick and you didn't even post it. ok, just go and sit on the toilet and, you know, click off a quick pic of your snatch, you're gothic, so's your guinea, so, that'll be enuff for now.
oh, I want gothic anal sex pics too, like pronto, yesterday. Is anal sex gothic? fuck it, doesn't matter, just get 'em, call it "Anus shroud of black" yeah, love it babe.
oh, and get some fucking color in here, some poppies or something, I don't know.

dogranch: The naked goth chix have last been spotted in the night sky over Saskatchewan 20º SSE Andromeda-Orion intercept. As for the "pick" you sent me, it was lame, real lame. Just because you're on the tape tree doesn't mean I'm going to post your shitass crap. Besides, that pic defiled Eartha's memory. If you want those kinds of pics, go here you dirty birdy.

Well, the #goth mailbag is getting pretty gol-durn full! If you don't see your comment up here right away, it's probably not interesting/funny/dead-on/insulting enough to post. Therefore, try again, and try using some big words this time. (even though they kinda confuse P-Chan)