Ahhh...The timeless adventures of an ageless creature... Vladimir's tales of pain and sorrow, as well as exultation and triumph are now available within the hallowed halls of wormfood.com. It is well known that the undead face many a challenge in the mortal world. They must live among us, as well as feed upon us. This rare glimpse at the daily tribulations of a certain Vampyr, Young Master Vladimir, will no doubt evoke pity, sadness, and heartwrenching fear. The vampyres may look like us, but they are not like us, my friends. They know only death and darkness, and yet are capable of such... dare I say... humanity?! Hark! I beckon thee go forth, my child! Go forth and peruse this vivid tale of woe. The story of... Vladimir, thee Teenage Vampyre!